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X’s report card, My report card? Hah! You must be joking! I am possibly the most terrible student this language has! I copy C, K, and S, I look the same uppercase and lowercase, I’m just not cut out for the language. I’m more of a math buff. I will fill in for any number. But they say I just make the problem harder when I go in. My favorite thing, is adventures. I’m always the first to the destination, I inspire millions everywhere to get up and come to me. That’s what I’m all about. The reason I got this job was because I could imagine, “If I was x what grade would I get?”

A note of worship, We did not expect to like this god so much when all the other temples (and the moat and sewer) kicked us out. We are ready to devote our every thought to you, oh master of our hearts. You know, when the other letters do this, I assume that they’re trying to wheedle a better grade out of me. But I think that one of you just has a crush on authority figures. That would be me!

X’s playground, 01010111 01101000 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 00100001 Aw man! It’s over already. I hate these stupid short recesses. Alright, I’ve got the griping done, so I can enjoy the rest of recess. 01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00100001

The letter ladle, I do not approve of X’s methods I think each letter should be looked at individually. An x is saw-paper and sand dust. I don’t like it one bit. It tastes like *shudder* a number! It’s not even very healthy. Although I suppose it would go with any other number if you liked that sort of thing. I say that this food can got to the numbers and stay there.

By the way, my grade is an F.