M

 arvelous (a lot of things)! The weather is fooshmirkle.

M's playground, The M-issary of this blog post decided to make a new brand, M! No, not m. M! is the newest funnest brand around. It's a brand of playground supplies for all letters. Here is some of our sets, :______-----____-____,         \___|. This are our specially developed slide. (____T____) And are spinny wheel. &======+ This is another slide, we call it the inverter.  /^\ This is our climbing structure, the Mad Mountain. We hope you have enjoyed just some of the many pieces of fun equipment we can put in your playground. See you later! @M!.playground.com.org

The letter ladle, an M is salty and sweet at the same time. It has a smooth texture and a nice after taste. M and N go well together despite them having no sound in common. I notice that this letter often gets stuck to L, N, and O. This event is quite delectable as the result is a nice sweet and bumpy food. I have one more thing to say about M. MMMMMMMM.

A moat of worship, We have been digging this moat of protection for days. Its ability to spit out torrential waves at non-worshippers of M is highly valued. When a worshipper gets through, they will find many rocks of stories that have past and blank rocks for stories yet to be told. We have even made a totem right at the edge of the moat where the water sprays up magnificently: /\/\. 

M's report card, M is a good sound. Not used anywhere else. They are very close to L, N, and O. I am afraid that they, trying to be a good big brother, let N have half their design in both forms. They are incredibly similar in both uppercase and lowercase. Especially lowercase. They even hang by while N makes a sound sometimes so that N isn't scared. Although I admire these acts I am afraid that this deducts many points from their grade. I, with a very heavy heart, am forced to give M a C. It's so unfair that I have to deduct points for being a good brother.