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osting on time! The weather is woulbloufe.

P's playground, I shall avoid the use of P. P. jokes*. Fine, just one P. P. joke. The paramedic got up too pee, but was afraid that they toilet would ask them to perform surgery. Oh, that was fun (even if it wasn't good) maybe just one more P. P. joke. The paramedic went to pee outside but they were afraid the bush would spike them and they'd have to do surgery on themselves. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Okay, just one more...

WE INTERRUPT THIS PLAYGROUND TO SAY THAT P. P. JOKES ARE GROSS AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTINUED.

The letter ladle, A P is a punch in the mouth. It's a real kick of sour. It's not bad, but man it is shocking. The food is off with a quick snap. Like a cracker, but harder. I like how it explodes in your mouth, literally. You have to chew it carefully, or it will poke your throat. I would suggest P for paramedics, patients, and parents who have a headache. Maybe even (chuckle) paranoid paramedics...

WE INTERRUPT THIS TASTING TO SAY THAT P. P. JOKES ARE GROSS AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTINUED.

A note of worship, We promise that their will be no P. P. jokes. We will worship to say that P is amazing, P is great, P will give you a pile of peaches on a slate. We would like to begin this meeting by discussing the bathroom problem. We have both a shortage of T. P.** and P. T.***. I think we should use bushes. But that isn't a p-word! It has pansies. Okay, it's a good place to go (chuckle) P P...

WE INTERRUPT THIS NOTE OF WORSHIP TO SAY THAT PEE PEE JOKES ARE GROSS AND SHOULD NOT BE CONTINUED.

P's report card, P is doing pretty well. They have a unique sound, shape (even if it's spread out between both cases) and place. They are like a big sister to N. They hang around with them in some words, not making a peep. And for once, I am glad I can not subtract points for being silent in words all in all I give P a...

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE P. P. OR PEE PEE JOKES. OH WAIT, YOU WEREN'T DONE. PLEASE CONTINUE.

...B.

*Paranoid Paramedic jokes

** Toilet Paper

*** Paper Toilets