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 ormal post we make today (not!). The weather is coolinklow.

N's report card, We discussed some of N yesterday. They copy half of M's design and blah blah blah. In other news they have a completely original sound and I am forced to give them a C anyway. HMMMPH.

A Note of worship, OH NO! We are being invaded by the V worshippers! They are out to capture us to increase their rein for conquest against A. NO! Oh N! Your godly power has scared them away. We are even more in your debt. We now speak spiritual humming. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. OOOOOOHHH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

The letter ladle, N is a salty letter. It isn't bad tasting once after another. I find it odd but welcome how the N is both slightly bumpy and smooth at the same time. I want more now. I'll wait. NNN Thank you for the platter of N's. NOM NOM NOM NOM! Aaaah. The N is quite (NOM) addictive and (NOM) good.

N's playground,* NOoOoooooooOOOOOOOO NOoOOOOOoOoO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO No.** We are here at NNN (No Nitpicking News) to nitpick your clothes, and your hair, and your personality. NO! Fine, we just miss nitpicking so much. Lets go over to the NNNNNNN (National Nose Night Noting in Nine Notebooks News)...

* Everything after here is sung and the changing of capitalization is the changing of beats.

**Everything after here must be spoken in a silly voice. Just because. (No music.)