I went missing!

 YES! I mysteriously went missing for two weeks from my current abode. With nothing but my vague statements, two letters received after I got back, and this blog post to show what went on. I was put in a shabby one room living quarters with with mysterious writing all over the walls and beds. I could not leave this room without supervision or the rest of the people stuck in a similar situation. I got three meals a day with almost no choice of what to eat. Worst of all, their was no regular dessert. There was little screens as well. Yes, from this information, there is only one possible conclusion, I was at sleep-away camp. I had a lot of fun. Their were activities, arts and crafts, storytelling, D&D, and other fun camp activities. I swam, and I ran. I even invented new versions of a game called mafia, including stuffia. I made friends*. I look forward to next year.

*and actually no enemies.

How to grow a language

 The weather is gustimple.

It has been a while since I posted, but last time I spoke of growing letters. S is the primary grower of food for L's the Letter Ladle. They grow fresh letters, ripe for consumption. Now, letter growing works a little different than it does in The Phantom Tollbooth (by Norton Juster)*. Whereas he has letters growing from trees, letters really grow from time and the rich soil of human minds. Many people, words, and even sentient letters, grow letters. S is but one of these farmers, working primarily for the Letter Ladle. In the last post, 1** placed a fake one*** in the battle field for X to defeat. They then ran through the fields in order to get to the main S house. This shows the extreme quality of the letters S makes. Enough to fool an extreme battler into thinking that an L is a one. For the letter growing process, you plant a period or some sort of random symbol in the mind. You then water the symbol with a need for communication and fertilize it with imagination. After that, you make sure it is exposed to the light of time. After some exposure to the time, the symbol will grow into a mighty letter. And that, is how to grow your very own language! Have fun!

* which is a book that you should read if you haven't already.

**Phew, I escaped X!

***A lowercase L.

13

 Today we are doing something special! Numbers will be battling instead of letters. A monument for the versus games! 1.X. |* The periods have been dropped... Wait, isn't 3** supposed to be here? Three may have taken a fall. I heard them say something about an unlucky battle or something. I'm filling in. Ah. Okay, let's begin! ...1...X... | One and X simultaneously use an ellipses swipe! ...1...X... | Oh, you don't like it? How about, The battlers stand among a field of many periods, many battles, many wins, many losses. They stand today to take on a new kind of battle, one that will change the course of battle history! ...1...X... | Oh, you didn't like that? Then how about, If these battlers don't do something soon, then the ninja will strikethrough them both. Like that! !-_=-_===_--_ X-=____=-=--___--= | A high speed chase ensues! One dons their exclamation point form, the exclamation point! X-___===_-=_=-_=-__=----= llll1llll | X rushes right past one as one takes cover in a field of L's. (More about growing letters next post) X------ l) One destroys the barrier! X---------------------One is down but the chaos continues as the announcer is strikethroughed. X is the winner! (Thank goodness we kept that official winners template safe.)

*As ever, the announcers are shielded to the action.

**I'm late! This is the announcers stand! I guess I'll just wait and watch the action from here. It's a shame I have to waste these good asterisk bombs.

My mom is forcing me...

 ...to post this. The weather is drearydrong.

As I said, my mom practically forced me to post this, they said, and I quote, "You haven't posted in a week! You should post something." SEE THAT! If that isn't child abuse, I don't know what is.* Whoah, that was a strange bunch of footnotes. But we ended it! Now back to the matter at hand. Is this unfair?*** And can we stop it?**** Well I don't want to, I'm having fun.*****

* Okay, I do  know what but that's not important to the current matter at hand, or keyboard, as it may be. Hmmmm. This is nice. I wonder why the footnote hasn't ended yet? Doo dee dooooo. Maybe something is wrong with footnote central command. ....................................................... I should say something so that your time isn't wasted by periods. I believe we can stop this if we include another**

** footnote. Okay, it worked, even if the last word got stuck in this footnote. Here, is central command!***

*** The place where all the footnotes pass through.

**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************@****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Aha! It seems someone has thrown an @ into the asterisks. We can dislodge it by connecting it to something else. @Solomonsperfectworld.blogspot.com. That works. Now let's see if we can end it.

**** Yes.

***** Yes we can.

****** So there.

V.S!

V.S. |* V and S prepare and drop down their periods, showing that they are ready to begin. V)----------S | S shoots V, but V puts of a parentheses shield. V is practicing for their next battle with A. \/\/\/V\/\/\/\/\/****{}*****S& | V uses an improved camoflauge and throws bombs while S shoots their own bombs from an ampersand bomb shooter. V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                 *{S}* | V drops their signature move, V-Bomb, onto S! V])} S... | V pulls a combo parentheses move that both blocks you and shoots an explosive blast at the opponent but S pulls a ellipses which slows down time so it takes longer for the opponent to get to you. V]) } | S S got into the barrier! They are disqualified from the match! It is a rousing victory for V! V's increased confidence may lead them to eventually defeat A!

*Barriers are used to protect the announcers.

*****BOOOOOM!

****KAPOW!

*{BOOOOOO

OOOOOOM!}*

ERROR!

You can not access this post due to error. Please stand by and listen to this calming elevator music while you wait. Doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooooooo. Hmmmm, I should put in some ads. V.S! V)----------S |* S shoots V, but V puts of a parentheses shield. WHO WILL WIN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON V.S! Okay, we got the post working again, so enjoy!

*Barriers are used to protect the announcers.

Attack of the Substitutes!

 This week, we have had a multitude of substitute teachers. In our own classroom, invading music, in the library, and who knows where else? Coincidence, or an uprising? Are they poising to attack us? It would be a most diabolical plan as they could strike from anywhere, any time. Posing as your normal teachers as the teachers stay away for longer and longer. Stay safe, and watch out for the substitutes.

The weather (a different kind)

 The uninteresting part of the weather is chisrstrasp.

Now, for the real weather. The tuesdaily front of school might not show up due to rising snowstorm pressure. We expect to see a rise in productivity in students now that the vacation storm has left our school. In my personal weather, piano practicing is only at a sprinkle. We hope that levels will rise to a good wind soon. In other news, a shower of new books has touched our household! The ninth Hilo, and Agents of S.U.I.T.. Confusion levels are also on the rise as I mix up the links to the two books I just told you about. Look at the other Hilo books and the Investigators series.

The weather

The weather today is flurecent. 

Whoops! I forgot the weather the last few days so I am making three words today. The other two are flumplerooft and blimbleshift.

Sleep Code 1

 oahgwlcvxohmhajklfmiyerioewudir787&*&&%&jalhdfnjhcflsierw789043rd;g'fd;gkkahfc dfkmcnalk fjgklmcjf hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj)((___---+=+@sfjaksld;fj

HUH! I fell asleep on the keyboard. Hey, that looks kind of like a secret message. CREATED BY MY SUBCONSCIOUS CONSCIOUS CONSCIOUS. I believe that the part that repeats three times is telling us to rotate the words and perform a cross check and slide of the contents. The part at the end with the +=+ is making us show the repeated bits as one and then to nullify the results. The beginning and the numbers are the key to unlocking it. They show how far to move a long the second alphabet. You should use all the dashes to make sense of how far to go up. The parentheses are the containers. Alright, now to perform it. I am bleeblop bidum? Wait! I forgot the foot note! You can see from how it leads on to itself how you need to repeat the cipher again and again until it makes sense. On the footnote, not the overall code. The answer will tell us how to solve the overall cipher. It says... "y r u hr" on the first code, "what peanut butter 5" on the second, and "spin the palindrome" o the third. It means the 787 and the &*& at the beginning! This flips the piece to make the message, "This isn't a cipher you weirdo!" What a marvelous success! Now, our subconscious can send us messages at any time it wishes! I call this an extreme breakthrough. I've got to contact a scientist!

*ghdjksl;lskjfai fjjdshajsldfh*

A-Z rope up*

Hup! We are tying up the A-Z post. It keeps trying to get away though. We have managed to corner it in this post but we don't see it anywhere. We might have to give up and just let the alphabet run wild. Wait a minute...**

*We acknowledge that we might have done the order wrong. We accept that perhaps we should have done it, QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. But it is to late now.

**...It's down here in the footnotes! It rearranged itself to try and trick us! Look up there! we see it hiding in the keyboard format. Lets get it!***

*** We managed to tie it up, using some different ropes then we normally would. 01234{ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ}56789****

****We hired the numbers to help secure it.

Z

 oinks and zither! The weather is fintallgy.

Z's report card. Similar to S and itself. Its sound is unmatched though. Mostly. Okay, okay. I goofed on S's report card. You happy! Z has full right to the sound it makes. I will apologize profusely to Z, replacing S with Z. Zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry. And no, I am not giving you a better grade for this. Your grade is still a D.

The letter ladle, A z is extremely salty. It does not go well with other letters most of the time. I enjoy eating it alone though. I think of it this way, it is one of the few letters that tastes better alone. Good for when you need to get pumped up. Heck, I eat this in my sleep. Literally. You lie down right next to some z's and you will chomp them down in your sleep.

A note of worship, ZZZZZZZZ. ALRIGHT! NOW THAT THAT SILLY BIT OF HONOR IS DONE, LETS GET PARTYING! Lets party ALL   NIGHT   LONG. We will spare no expense. We will empty the money out of every pocket we can find... IN THIS RELIGIOUS GROUP... to make the party possible. Who's with me? WE ARRRRE! Yeah!

Z's playground, Yeah its time to rap and its time to rhyme, it's time to tip me a dime. I'm just a performer on the street, but I know how to make a beat. I love roll and to rock and I'll give you a knock if you dare challenge me. I've beaten Y and X, so you know that you are next if you decide to challenge meeeee! Yeah I thought so. Yeah thought so. No one can challenge me! Y i'm done with rhyming and rap for the day, but if you want to chat please stay.

Y

 should we do this post? Because. The weather is icinkles.

Y's report card, Y is another math lover, but that is not the point. Y should really make up their mind at their semi-vowel position. If they take it full time, they should stop stealing I's sound. Its consonant sound is perfectly unique though. It's look is copied between itself and It looks like V-on-a-stick. I have decided that the grade will be a C.

Y's playground, Y should I do this? Is Nyone paying me? SRy, I love puns. I positively a door puns. What is your favorite plum? That came out Ron. Which pun do you like beast? I like the puns with Y name in them the vest. Hoo has any ideas about this. I'm going to have some crackers, Graham you guess what kind?

A note of warship, HMMMMM. Puns, puns, puns. I need some puns. Helloooo, fans. Y are you here? TO WORSHIP Y! Y, are you here. Yes, of coarse. Good. We are here with our god, to discuss the upcoming pun-off. I mean, we want to groin the upcoming pun-off. No, that's gross.*  We are ready to Seagan the upcoming pun-off. Not the breast but it works.

The letter ladle, The y comes in two different flavors. I and its own unique flavor. It taste squishy and it just pops out of your mouth if you're not careful. It tastes a bit salty and a bit lemony. You should note that it has (hiccup) side effects. Just kidding! It (hiccup) doesn't really have (hiccup) side effects... It didn't the last time I tried it! 

*As in, a dozen dozens.

X

 -actly. The weather is flowinker.

X’s report card, My report card? Hah! You must be joking! I am possibly the most terrible student this language has! I copy C, K, and S, I look the same uppercase and lowercase, I’m just not cut out for the language. I’m more of a math buff. I will fill in for any number. But they say I just make the problem harder when I go in. My favorite thing, is adventures. I’m always the first to the destination, I inspire millions everywhere to get up and come to me. That’s what I’m all about. The reason I got this job was because I could imagine, “If I was x what grade would I get?”

A note of worship, We did not expect to like this god so much when all the other temples (and the moat and sewer) kicked us out. We are ready to devote our every thought to you, oh master of our hearts. You know, when the other letters do this, I assume that they’re trying to wheedle a better grade out of me. But I think that one of you just has a crush on authority figures. That would be me!

X’s playground, 01010111 01101000 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 01101111 00100001 Aw man! It’s over already. I hate these stupid short recesses. Alright, I’ve got the griping done, so I can enjoy the rest of recess. 01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00100001

The letter ladle, I do not approve of X’s methods I think each letter should be looked at individually. An x is saw-paper and sand dust. I don’t like it one bit. It tastes like *shudder* a number! It’s not even very healthy. Although I suppose it would go with any other number if you liked that sort of thing. I say that this food can got to the numbers and stay there.

By the way, my grade is an F.

W

 hat am I going to write? The weather is sheeter.

W's report card, W is always trying to outshine V. They dress like two V's, they walk like two V's. They make a wiggly sound to outshine V's straight one. Their sound is unique though, I'll grant them that. I don't know what to give them, but since only their sound is off, I'll have to be content with a C.

The letter ladle, A w is quite watery. It sloshes in my mouth. It has a hint of salt but is otherwise a sour food. It is sometimes the texture of jello. It wiggles and wobbles. It is better than a V. W! Stop that! I'm trying to do a review! And you capitalized V. Dang it! I am very upset. Sure you are, now get out of my part of the post.

W's playground, Why is it called double u? Is it two of you? Is it's sound the bigger version of U? From now on, we call it double... V! Double-V is the newest name for W! It is W approved. Hey! I didn't agree to this. So maybe it isn't W approved. It is, but you should ask me first. Good idea! Is it approved. Huh? I already told you that. But I didn't ask, that's too expectant. AAAAARGH!.

A note of worship, Wwe pledge wwaledgence, to W, and their rein over us people. And to the wwater way, where we warship, one union, over our god*, invisible, with unity, and servants for all. We would like to begin the day with a less on throwing out intruders, and trash-talking V and their followers. THAT’S WHAT WE DO EVERY DAY! And? NOTHING, CONTINUE.

*W lives in the sewers

V

 ictory! I started the post! The weather is overpahling.

V's report card, V is an attentive student. They have a unique sound to be sure. They do, unfortunately share a form between uppercase and lower case and with A. This brings their grade down to a C. I am afraid I can not get those two to stop their petty rivalry. And neither can anyone else.

V's playground, Give it up A, it's time to duel!*            V VS (A | V rushes toward A and blocks with a quick Shield as A brings in a parentheses slash! V(A(A(A(A(A(A A pulls of the A-tack which shoots them forward toward the opponent! V is pushed back! ^V^^^^^^ A? A ready's their question club but only to find V's camouflage in full effect. 

                                                        V

                                                      V

                                                     V

                                                   V

                                                {A} | V drops a V-bomb on A and gets through the gap on their force-field. A_V | A does an under-swipe and V is left defenseless. A**[V | A has launched a footnote bomb at V but V blocked it just in time with a cyber block. HEY!*** I told you to stop fighting. Whelp, looks like time is up folks.**** Maybe there will be a winner next time.

A V! V note of worship! Never mention that bastard again! Sorry, my lord. But can we mention them... NO! ...to tell you that we caught one sneaking in and are going to sacrifice it to you. ... That is what I thought. Bring forth the A! /-\ That is all, my lord.

The letter ladle, So much action today! I don't think I can compete. I'll do my best though. V***** is one of those foods that is both sweet and salty.***** I like how it ripples on my tongue. Yet another***** addictive letter to try. VVVVVVV's***** are delicious, but they do tend to tickle you***** after a few dozen. Well? Did I bring enough action to the piece?

* Their is a barrier to prevent the announcer from being stuck in the battle.

** BOOOOOOM!

*** Someone else is speaking now

****The announcer is speaking again.

***** BOOM! CRACKOOM! WAPOW! ZANG!

U

 nanimous, u is so cheerful that we are making u the leader of the organization of cheerfulness. The weather is breezingo.

U! Note of worship, NOW! Let's begin. Ah! You are all finally here. Now let's begin. We love U, we would do anything for U. We would like to give U a round of applause. (clap clap clap) We will now sing the U song. YOOOOU AND ME BOTH OF US... AAAAAH! I've got to go now. We will see U in a minute.

U's playground, One minute later... U. Thank U for your time. Now it is time for UTube. =========== ================ Not the most stable tube to be sure. HEY U, YES U come on and see the best skate trick in the world GNIETAKS skating backwards, beat that. Check out my dance, BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT WOOOOO! Ha Ha!

The letter ladle, A u is smooth and sweet. That's about it actually. It's a bit liquid but I like that. Guess theirs nothing to do but watch UTube. Oh well.

U's report card, Copying y's sound and o's sound. This little vowel is not off to a good start. It's upper and lowercase forms match. At least it has... uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... I've got it! The uh sound. I think, since it's a vowel. I'l be nice just this once. I will give this letter a C.

T

 ired. The weather is tiring.

A note of worship, (yawn.) Let's put a T on the worshipping today. Just like the other... days.

The letter ladle, A t has a nice snap to it. It puts the top on the morning. It tastes salty and just a bit sour. I enjoy this letter for tea. I like to crack it into many pieces and taste each individually. Chew well, for this is a hard food to swallow.

T's report card, T is not terrible. Their (yawn) sound is quite nice. They are identical in shape between upper and lowercase however. And this (yawn) lowers their grade more. Oh forget it, I'll just give them a B and get it over with.

T's playground bedroom,egiurhll glsj,gzhns, whaAAAaaat? Sorry I was asleep. I just wanted to mention that, Ironically perhaps, T's favorite letter is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

S

 o happy to be making a post. The weather is fadinjon.

The letter ladle, S is as personal friend of mine. I mean, a really good friend. An s, however, tastes sweet and smooth. I enjoy it slithering down my throat. It is almost a liquid food. It gives me a tingle from the top of my head, to the bottom of my toes. I much enjoy just sitting down and eating a whole carton. Now, I really must be going, S is asking for me.

S's playground*, The sssssssslides are amazing. The ssssssseesaws, supreme. Yes, IIIIII love this playground. It's just like a dream. Ba Bum Bum Bum Bum. Oh, I love to ssswing around and, IIIII love to climb. I could play all day on this mystery ride and, feeeeel no shame. I love this playground. With all of my heart. Iiiiit always gives me a start. Come on, L and join me, in this wonderful ride.

A note of worship*, We love you oh S. You are the song in our hearts. Oh god of flowery language, and the limelight of theaters parts. We want to give you, your new greatest fan. They even dress like you. And will be sure to give you a hand. PREEEESEEENTIIIIING, ~. We are sure that you will get along swell. Now that your new greatest worshipper is here. Now, it's showtime we fear.

S's report card, S does superbly! They push on bravely even when C steals their sound. They are unique from other letters even when they themselves fail to differentiate. Okay, I may have exaggerated with superb. That does not take away from their otherwise excellent performance. Their is only one grade for this star, a BeeeeeEEEEEE. Duh! Duh Duh Duh DUH!**

*To be read in song.

**sing everything as soon as the grade is given.

R

 easonable people don't make this noise, urjaisdjf**4$%%{}[[))#@ (and neither do most unreasonable ones). The weather is urjaisdjf**4$%%{}[[))#@ for lack of a better noise, I mean word.

 R's report card. I've got R spirit. R just rolls into school and gets moving. No visual similarities to any other letters or between its uppercase and lowercase, a completely unique and rolling sound, I just get carried away. I will go in the R spirit and say that their grade is an A!

The letter ladle, The r just rolls on to the mouth. I eat r after r after r after r... Whoops! I got carried away. The r is smooth, and its texture is so distinctive that it stays in your mouth. Its the same with the taste. It is sweet n' salty and it just sticks in your mouth after you're done. I would say that this is, overall, an energizing letter that makes me want to rrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn...

R's playground, ...nnnnnnnnnnn right into the playground. Zooooooom! I finish a lap. Hello by the way, I'm R. I'm here to show you a racing good time. Get your heart racing. I want to go......tell......you.....how... ...fast......I......am. See? I'm so fast that I can almost talk to you normally while running laps around the playground. Want to see real speed? I'll ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

A note of worship, ...OOOOOOOOOOOM OVER TO THE WORSHIP. Oh R, we all love you a lot. O. K. The talking bit is done now let's set up the sacrifice. Now! |-|_^_|-| O. K., that's done. Now move it people! It's time to run laps.