Today, while we were hunting geocaches, my brother turned into Nolam. It started when he picked up a ball with kings shown on it from a lake. The kings made it obvious that this was the ball to rule them all. My brother immediately seemed possessive and refused to leave it somewhere where the owner might pick it up. It became apparent that this was some kind of parody of the Lord of the Rings.
I have no doubt* that the ball will drive Nolam crazy and have them become a legend at soccer. Only the one who beats their team could earn the ball but for a long time no one ever would. They would live apart from their family and grow hungry for fame and power. But one day, someone, perhaps nicknamed Sylvo Scabbins, will beat Nolam and get the ball which they will then use to beat the dragon league.
One day, Sylvo will unhappily leave the ball to their child, nicknamed Fibber Scabbins. The lord Sportdor corporation will want the ball to rule them all so Flaboff the coach** will send Fibber to the final battle in which the fiery eyes will completely obliterate it... oh, Norman returned home without the ball, guess i'll just have to scrap this whole post.
*Okay, some doubt.
** Their methods work like magic.
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