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The weather is criffufle.

The letter ladle, The c is without a doubt crisp and slightly crunchy. It creates a loud snap as a bite into it. A salty letter, with just the barest hint of spiciness. This is not a food to gorge one after another, it is something to savor before eating another one if you must it two. It might be an overload of salt to do so though. The c is certainly not a crumbly food. The bite is clean and clear. The perfect food for a crisp day, or simply for a little snack.

A note of worship, C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C. We chant your name in reverence as your humble servants, we shall be at your command with a snap of your fingers. To we now dance the sacred ritual to your honor:

                                                                                                      CCCC

                                                                                             CCCC

                                                                                      CCC

                                                                               CCC

                                                                          CCC

                                                                         CCC

                                                                         CCC

                                                                             CCC

                                                                                  CCC

                                                                                          CCCC

                                                                                                   CCCC

If this dance displeased you, smite us in your honor.

C's report card, C is very quick at their work. That does not always work in their favor. They usually emit a sound that matches K's exactly. They and K are often seen in the same word although the words sound is not usually altered. C has also copied sounds off S, which also puts black marks on their overall grade. Their uppercase and lowercase are exactly the same, except for the size of course. They seem to have absolutely no reason to want to be in the language at all. I don't like to do this but I am forced to give C an F.

C's playground. Hey look, mister 24 carrot is walking by! "I sail out to the seven c's!" "isn't their only one C in the alphabet?" Calm carrots cannot corrode cobras coping cancer. CcCcCcC. "Look at all those waves in the seven c's!" "Oh, so that's what the seven c's are." CCCCCCCCCC "Do you hear a snake?" "Sounds more like a bunch of c's to me." SSSSSSSS "Okay, that is definitely a snake." C you later!