The Lord Of The Sports

 Today, while we were hunting geocaches, my brother turned into Nolam. It started when he picked up a ball with kings shown on it from a lake. The kings made it obvious that this was the ball to rule them all. My brother immediately seemed possessive and refused to leave it somewhere where the owner might pick it up. It became apparent that this was some kind of parody of the Lord of the Rings.

I have no doubt* that the ball will drive Nolam crazy and have them become a legend at soccer. Only the one who beats their team could earn the ball but for a long time no one ever would. They would live apart from their family and grow hungry for fame and power. But one day, someone, perhaps nicknamed Sylvo Scabbins, will beat Nolam and get the ball which they will then use to beat the dragon league.

One day, Sylvo will unhappily leave the ball to their child, nicknamed Fibber Scabbins. The lord Sportdor corporation will want the ball to rule them all so Flaboff the coach** will send Fibber to the final battle in which the fiery eyes will completely obliterate it... oh, Norman returned home without the ball, guess i'll just have to scrap this whole post.

*Okay, some doubt.

** Their methods work like magic.

C

 reated another blog post for you! 

The weather is criffufle.

The letter ladle, The c is without a doubt crisp and slightly crunchy. It creates a loud snap as a bite into it. A salty letter, with just the barest hint of spiciness. This is not a food to gorge one after another, it is something to savor before eating another one if you must it two. It might be an overload of salt to do so though. The c is certainly not a crumbly food. The bite is clean and clear. The perfect food for a crisp day, or simply for a little snack.

A note of worship, C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C. We chant your name in reverence as your humble servants, we shall be at your command with a snap of your fingers. To we now dance the sacred ritual to your honor:

                                                                                                      CCCC

                                                                                             CCCC

                                                                                      CCC

                                                                               CCC

                                                                          CCC

                                                                         CCC

                                                                         CCC

                                                                             CCC

                                                                                  CCC

                                                                                          CCCC

                                                                                                   CCCC

If this dance displeased you, smite us in your honor.

C's report card, C is very quick at their work. That does not always work in their favor. They usually emit a sound that matches K's exactly. They and K are often seen in the same word although the words sound is not usually altered. C has also copied sounds off S, which also puts black marks on their overall grade. Their uppercase and lowercase are exactly the same, except for the size of course. They seem to have absolutely no reason to want to be in the language at all. I don't like to do this but I am forced to give C an F.

C's playground. Hey look, mister 24 carrot is walking by! "I sail out to the seven c's!" "isn't their only one C in the alphabet?" Calm carrots cannot corrode cobras coping cancer. CcCcCcC. "Look at all those waves in the seven c's!" "Oh, so that's what the seven c's are." CCCCCCCCCC "Do you hear a snake?" "Sounds more like a bunch of c's to me." SSSSSSSS "Okay, that is definitely a snake." C you later!

B

 ecause I am nice, I will make another letter post.

The weather is maravace.

A note of worship, Your boastfulness, we have set up 3 shrines to your honor, 13 l3 i3 I3 |3, but we are afraid none of them capture your true excellence. You are seen as a B-list god but we know you should rise to the top of the godly chain! We have prepared to honor you in you sacred playground

B's playground, b-yutiful b-s b-set upon b-vers. "A b-ting!" B-ming b-vers roar. The b-vers b-t b-s. The B-vers are then b-fuddled by the b-s b-yuty. B-cause B bemanbs it the D's turn to b's. A b-ker of b-s is poured upon B-ker. B-ts b-lay up a mountain. B-fore we finish we apologize for all the missing letters.

B's report card, b is a wonderful individual in uppercase although in lower case they keep mirroring d (rumors say they share a bed). They have a unique sound of which no other letter can duplicate. They can be mistaken for a few words such as be and bee. Although it gets a little energetic with two b's I will avoid using b as a grade because this letter deserves an A.

The letter ladle. I savor the warm, smooth, creamy, sweet, flavor of a nice, fresh, B. It fills my every tastebud with it's rich flavor. It moves in my mouth like soft waves. If it were had with other letters this warm and heavy food would quickly pick up and and lightly carry. It is one of those foods that you only taste once you bite into it however, if you suck then the flavor might take its time getting to you. When I put two b's together the flavor gains a bounce to it. Like two different flavors of chocolate in your mouth at the same time. B is just a beautiful letter.

A

 nice day to do my first A-Z blog post. The weather is frizet.

A note of worship: WE ARE NOW SACRIFICING THIS UNWORTHY PRETENDER TO A'S THRONE. We sacrifice the one who disguised as you by turning upside down. We saw through the disguise immediately and now we cut the pretender in half:    \  /. We hope the blood of this v is sufficient for your godly needs.

A's report card: This letter fits in perfectly with the english language. It makes a clear sound and copies no other letters in sound. It's appearance copies an upside-down V however. It looks entirely different in uppercase and lowercase format. It has even gained the accomplished position of a vowel. A lot of words depend on them to keep them together. All in all I give A, well, an A (We got rid of plusses and minuses, this isn't a math school). 

The letter ladle: As I bite into an A, I first think of an apple. The amazing juice dribbles down my chin. I the savor sweet and mellow flavor of the vowel. A is the first fruit to fall off the tree and as I catch it I think how it feels cool in my palm. I weigh it and it feels light both in the hand and in the mouth. Someone should make A pie. It would taste delicious.

A's playground: A is the beginning of anagrams and a ram nags. A also always appreciates alliteration. I like A pie, A man the superhero, and A tower. A   -o           a. A always plays with their children. Just rolling the ball along until they're ready. A is definitely A fun guy.

An A-Z challenge!

Weather: Slormph

Today I have decided to start my own A-Z  fun! The one I have linked to happened a long time ago but you should still check it out. But, one big difference from those old posts, and my new ones. Those cowards decided to do a blog starting with the letter of the day rather than just talking about the letter. This is a hideous offense to the letters and I decided to take a stand for it. I will be worshipping, commenting, critiquing the taste of, and playing with, every letter of the alphabet, starting today.

In other news I will also start saying a made up word for the current weather at the beginning of the post.