The weather (a different kind)

 The uninteresting part of the weather is chisrstrasp.

Now, for the real weather. The tuesdaily front of school might not show up due to rising snowstorm pressure. We expect to see a rise in productivity in students now that the vacation storm has left our school. In my personal weather, piano practicing is only at a sprinkle. We hope that levels will rise to a good wind soon. In other news, a shower of new books has touched our household! The ninth Hilo, and Agents of S.U.I.T.. Confusion levels are also on the rise as I mix up the links to the two books I just told you about. Look at the other Hilo books and the Investigators series.

The weather

The weather today is flurecent. 

Whoops! I forgot the weather the last few days so I am making three words today. The other two are flumplerooft and blimbleshift.

Sleep Code 1

 oahgwlcvxohmhajklfmiyerioewudir787&*&&%&jalhdfnjhcflsierw789043rd;g'fd;gkkahfc dfkmcnalk fjgklmcjf hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj hasjmfcd;fkajfkmd;fkjkjkkkdffferesjkkj)((___---+=+@sfjaksld;fj

HUH! I fell asleep on the keyboard. Hey, that looks kind of like a secret message. CREATED BY MY SUBCONSCIOUS CONSCIOUS CONSCIOUS. I believe that the part that repeats three times is telling us to rotate the words and perform a cross check and slide of the contents. The part at the end with the +=+ is making us show the repeated bits as one and then to nullify the results. The beginning and the numbers are the key to unlocking it. They show how far to move a long the second alphabet. You should use all the dashes to make sense of how far to go up. The parentheses are the containers. Alright, now to perform it. I am bleeblop bidum? Wait! I forgot the foot note! You can see from how it leads on to itself how you need to repeat the cipher again and again until it makes sense. On the footnote, not the overall code. The answer will tell us how to solve the overall cipher. It says... "y r u hr" on the first code, "what peanut butter 5" on the second, and "spin the palindrome" o the third. It means the 787 and the &*& at the beginning! This flips the piece to make the message, "This isn't a cipher you weirdo!" What a marvelous success! Now, our subconscious can send us messages at any time it wishes! I call this an extreme breakthrough. I've got to contact a scientist!

*ghdjksl;lskjfai fjjdshajsldfh*

A-Z rope up*

Hup! We are tying up the A-Z post. It keeps trying to get away though. We have managed to corner it in this post but we don't see it anywhere. We might have to give up and just let the alphabet run wild. Wait a minute...**

*We acknowledge that we might have done the order wrong. We accept that perhaps we should have done it, QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM. But it is to late now.

**...It's down here in the footnotes! It rearranged itself to try and trick us! Look up there! we see it hiding in the keyboard format. Lets get it!***

*** We managed to tie it up, using some different ropes then we normally would. 01234{ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ}56789****

****We hired the numbers to help secure it.

Z

 oinks and zither! The weather is fintallgy.

Z's report card. Similar to S and itself. Its sound is unmatched though. Mostly. Okay, okay. I goofed on S's report card. You happy! Z has full right to the sound it makes. I will apologize profusely to Z, replacing S with Z. Zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry, zorry. And no, I am not giving you a better grade for this. Your grade is still a D.

The letter ladle, A z is extremely salty. It does not go well with other letters most of the time. I enjoy eating it alone though. I think of it this way, it is one of the few letters that tastes better alone. Good for when you need to get pumped up. Heck, I eat this in my sleep. Literally. You lie down right next to some z's and you will chomp them down in your sleep.

A note of worship, ZZZZZZZZ. ALRIGHT! NOW THAT THAT SILLY BIT OF HONOR IS DONE, LETS GET PARTYING! Lets party ALL   NIGHT   LONG. We will spare no expense. We will empty the money out of every pocket we can find... IN THIS RELIGIOUS GROUP... to make the party possible. Who's with me? WE ARRRRE! Yeah!

Z's playground, Yeah its time to rap and its time to rhyme, it's time to tip me a dime. I'm just a performer on the street, but I know how to make a beat. I love roll and to rock and I'll give you a knock if you dare challenge me. I've beaten Y and X, so you know that you are next if you decide to challenge meeeee! Yeah I thought so. Yeah thought so. No one can challenge me! Y i'm done with rhyming and rap for the day, but if you want to chat please stay.