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 Today we are doing something special! Numbers will be battling instead of letters. A monument for the versus games! 1.X. |* The periods have been dropped... Wait, isn't 3** supposed to be here? Three may have taken a fall. I heard them say something about an unlucky battle or something. I'm filling in. Ah. Okay, let's begin! ...1...X... | One and X simultaneously use an ellipses swipe! ...1...X... | Oh, you don't like it? How about, The battlers stand among a field of many periods, many battles, many wins, many losses. They stand today to take on a new kind of battle, one that will change the course of battle history! ...1...X... | Oh, you didn't like that? Then how about, If these battlers don't do something soon, then the ninja will strikethrough them both. Like that! !-_=-_===_--_ X-=____=-=--___--= | A high speed chase ensues! One dons their exclamation point form, the exclamation point! X-___===_-=_=-_=-__=----= llll1llll | X rushes right past one as one takes cover in a field of L's. (More about growing letters next post) X------ l) One destroys the barrier! X---------------------One is down but the chaos continues as the announcer is strikethroughed. X is the winner! (Thank goodness we kept that official winners template safe.)

*As ever, the announcers are shielded to the action.

**I'm late! This is the announcers stand! I guess I'll just wait and watch the action from here. It's a shame I have to waste these good asterisk bombs.

My mom is forcing me...

 ...to post this. The weather is drearydrong.

As I said, my mom practically forced me to post this, they said, and I quote, "You haven't posted in a week! You should post something." SEE THAT! If that isn't child abuse, I don't know what is.* Whoah, that was a strange bunch of footnotes. But we ended it! Now back to the matter at hand. Is this unfair?*** And can we stop it?**** Well I don't want to, I'm having fun.*****

* Okay, I do  know what but that's not important to the current matter at hand, or keyboard, as it may be. Hmmmm. This is nice. I wonder why the footnote hasn't ended yet? Doo dee dooooo. Maybe something is wrong with footnote central command. ....................................................... I should say something so that your time isn't wasted by periods. I believe we can stop this if we include another**

** footnote. Okay, it worked, even if the last word got stuck in this footnote. Here, is central command!***

*** The place where all the footnotes pass through.

**********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************@****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Aha! It seems someone has thrown an @ into the asterisks. We can dislodge it by connecting it to something else. @Solomonsperfectworld.blogspot.com. That works. Now let's see if we can end it.

**** Yes.

***** Yes we can.

****** So there.

V.S!

V.S. |* V and S prepare and drop down their periods, showing that they are ready to begin. V)----------S | S shoots V, but V puts of a parentheses shield. V is practicing for their next battle with A. \/\/\/V\/\/\/\/\/****{}*****S& | V uses an improved camoflauge and throws bombs while S shoots their own bombs from an ampersand bomb shooter. V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                    V

                                                 *{S}* | V drops their signature move, V-Bomb, onto S! V])} S... | V pulls a combo parentheses move that both blocks you and shoots an explosive blast at the opponent but S pulls a ellipses which slows down time so it takes longer for the opponent to get to you. V]) } | S S got into the barrier! They are disqualified from the match! It is a rousing victory for V! V's increased confidence may lead them to eventually defeat A!

*Barriers are used to protect the announcers.

*****BOOOOOM!

****KAPOW!

*{BOOOOOO

OOOOOOM!}*

ERROR!

You can not access this post due to error. Please stand by and listen to this calming elevator music while you wait. Doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooo do do, doo do dooooooooo. Hmmmm, I should put in some ads. V.S! V)----------S |* S shoots V, but V puts of a parentheses shield. WHO WILL WIN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON V.S! Okay, we got the post working again, so enjoy!

*Barriers are used to protect the announcers.

Attack of the Substitutes!

 This week, we have had a multitude of substitute teachers. In our own classroom, invading music, in the library, and who knows where else? Coincidence, or an uprising? Are they poising to attack us? It would be a most diabolical plan as they could strike from anywhere, any time. Posing as your normal teachers as the teachers stay away for longer and longer. Stay safe, and watch out for the substitutes.